CARS-(mustang)

Ek Important Msg:
Kabhi toot kar bikhro to mujhe yaad kar lena dost…
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Ek welding waala meri pehchan ka hain..

1girl ki shadi me uska boyfrnd bh
sj dhj kr gya
1admi ne pucha-
tm dlhe ho kya?
boyfrnd-nhe m to semifinal me
bahar ho gya tha,final dekhne aya hu

Santa: waiter, ek coffee laana. kitna hai?
Waiter: 50 Rs.
Santa: saamnewaali dukhaan main to 50
ps hai
Waiter: woh xerox dukhaan hai sir..

Height of Chill :

Thief 1 : Lets count the money we have stolen today !

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Thief 2 : I'm so tired, We'll see it in the 

newspaper tomorrow....it will be da headlines ;)

12 year olds have a Blackberry,
an iPAD,
a laptop,
&a Facebook
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When I was 12, I felt cool with my new Pilot Pen :P :P

Teacher: who was Alexander the Great?

Little Johnny: I don't know madam. :S

Teacher: Concentrate on your studies..!

Little Johnny: Do you know who is Jennifer?

Teacher: I don't know. :S
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Little Johnny: Concentrate on your husband.

Jdge:Tmhara jurm sabt hota ha,kal
tmko phansi pe latkaya jy ga.
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PATHAN:wo to thek ha lekin utara
kb jy ga hm ne sham ko Raksha b
chlana hota he...

One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class...

Teacher : What kind of wife do you like Johnny?

Johnny : I want a wife like the moon..

Teacher : Wow! what a choice. Do you want her to be beautiful and calm
like the moon?

Johnny : No, I want her to come at night and disappear in the morning..

A Servant Enrolled His Donkey In
A Race&Won...
Local Paper Read:"SERVANT's
ASS WON"...
King Was So Upset With This Kind
Of Publicity That He Ordered The
Servant To Get Rid Of The
Donkey...
He Gave The Donkey To The
Queen...
The Local Paper Then Read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN
TOWN"...
The King Fainted...
The Queen Sold The Donkey To a
Farmer For 10$...
Next Day Paper Read:"QUEEN
SELLS HER ASS FOR $10"....
This Was Too Much,
KING Ordered The Queen To Buy
Back The Donkey&Leave It To d
Jungle...
The Next Day Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS
WILD&FREE"...
The King Died Next Day....!! :D :D