CARS-(Ferrari 458 italia)

Itni
Badtameez
Ladki
Mene
Zindagi
Me
Nahi
Dekhi
Jo
Sabke
Samne
Mere
Kan
Me
Kahti
Hain k
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"Aapke account me is call k liye paryapt balance nahi hain!"

Ek Aadmi chila raha tha
"PRIME MINISTER kutta hai"

Police wale ne 1 thappar maara or bola
"chal thany, P.M. ki insult krta hai"

Aadmi bola
"me ne to Japan k P.M. k liey kaha tha".

Police waly ne 2 thapper or maary or bola
"bewaqoof banata hai ?
Humein nai pata kon sa P.M kutta hai"...:p

Cute Secretary apne boss ke Cabin SE gusse se bahar aai to
  uski dost ne pucha kya hua itne gusse me kyu lag rhi ho?
Secretary: boss ne pucha ki kya aaj raat tum freeho?mene kha haa sir!!
aur us kamine ne mujhe 50page type karne ko de die....!! :-(

3 dost apne apne village ki sardi
ka bta rahe the
1st: hmare gaon mein itni sardi
hoti hai k pani bhi jamm jata hai.
2nd: hmare ga0n mein itni sardi
hoti he k bat kro to awaz tk jamm
jati hai.
3rd: Bhai mein kal so k utha to
mere bed k pas ek burf ka gola
pada hua tha us ko aadha ghanta
garam kiya to
jab wo pighla to awaz ayi...
POOOOO'NN !!...

Santa to his wife Preeto - Darling I bought two tickets of a English movie.

Preeto - Which movie?

Santa - Condom of Suresh.
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Preeto - You fool that is Quantum Of Solace..

A girl wearing a very short skirt visited her boyfriend.

Boyfriend: Will your mum not say anything about your dress?

Girl: She will be very angry with me because I'm wearing her skirt.

Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives.

the first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything.

They looked at the third man and he said,"I have my wife so whipped that the other day I had her crawling towards me on her hands and knees."

Both of the other men were very impressed and asked him how he had managed that.

The man replied,"Well, I was lying under the bed and she crawled over and said,"Come out and fight like a man!".

dear,
 rajnikant
 (please apna air/conditioner band kardo)
yaha hadd se jyaada sardi ho gayi hai

regards
north indians

GIRLFRIEND is a virus
she will enter ur life
scan ur pocket
Transfer ur money
Edit ur mind
... Delete ur smile
&
Hang ur life
So avoid ur gf & send her
nmbr 2 me
Dnt w0ry aBout me, I am a
professional
anti virus..!! ;-)

Do baccho ki maa teesri baar
shadi kar rahi thi.
Pheron ke waqt chhota baccha
rone laga to wo aurat boli:
Beta chup ho ja warna tujhe agli
baar se nahi laungi. :P

CARS-(mustang)

Ek Important Msg:
Kabhi toot kar bikhro to mujhe yaad kar lena dost…
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?
Ek welding waala meri pehchan ka hain..

1girl ki shadi me uska boyfrnd bh
sj dhj kr gya
1admi ne pucha-
tm dlhe ho kya?
boyfrnd-nhe m to semifinal me
bahar ho gya tha,final dekhne aya hu

Santa: waiter, ek coffee laana. kitna hai?
Waiter: 50 Rs.
Santa: saamnewaali dukhaan main to 50
ps hai
Waiter: woh xerox dukhaan hai sir..

Height of Chill :

Thief 1 : Lets count the money we have stolen today !

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Thief 2 : I'm so tired, We'll see it in the 

newspaper tomorrow....it will be da headlines ;)

12 year olds have a Blackberry,
an iPAD,
a laptop,
&a Facebook
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When I was 12, I felt cool with my new Pilot Pen :P :P

Teacher: who was Alexander the Great?

Little Johnny: I don't know madam. :S

Teacher: Concentrate on your studies..!

Little Johnny: Do you know who is Jennifer?

Teacher: I don't know. :S
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Little Johnny: Concentrate on your husband.

Jdge:Tmhara jurm sabt hota ha,kal
tmko phansi pe latkaya jy ga.
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PATHAN:wo to thek ha lekin utara
kb jy ga hm ne sham ko Raksha b
chlana hota he...

One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class...

Teacher : What kind of wife do you like Johnny?

Johnny : I want a wife like the moon..

Teacher : Wow! what a choice. Do you want her to be beautiful and calm
like the moon?

Johnny : No, I want her to come at night and disappear in the morning..

A Servant Enrolled His Donkey In
A Race&Won...
Local Paper Read:"SERVANT's
ASS WON"...
King Was So Upset With This Kind
Of Publicity That He Ordered The
Servant To Get Rid Of The
Donkey...
He Gave The Donkey To The
Queen...
The Local Paper Then Read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN
TOWN"...
The King Fainted...
The Queen Sold The Donkey To a
Farmer For 10$...
Next Day Paper Read:"QUEEN
SELLS HER ASS FOR $10"....
This Was Too Much,
KING Ordered The Queen To Buy
Back The Donkey&Leave It To d
Jungle...
The Next Day Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS
WILD&FREE"...
The King Died Next Day....!! :D :D