nature

Pyarelal sent sms to Bhola:
Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala
gadha.
Bhola got angry and replied:
Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala
mahan.

Girl: Dua karo Main Fail Ho jaon :(

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Friend: Kyun? Girl: Abbu Ne Kaha Hai K
1st aayi To LAPTOP..

2nd aayi To MOBILE Aur

Fail Ho gayi To Shadi Karva Doon ga :| ;)

2 Lover APPLE Kha Rahe The

Ankho Me Ankhe Daal Ke!

Ladki Sharma K-Tum Itna Ghur Kyo Rahe Ho
Ladka- Thoda Thoda Kha'BHUKI'
135 Rs. kilo hai... :P

Dad: Son, what do you want for your 18th birthday?
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Son: Just a radio, dad... With a sports car around it.

son : "Dad, I'm hungry."

Dad : "Hi, Hungry. I'm DAD."

Son : "Dad, I'm serious."

Dad : "I thought you were Hungry?"

Son : "Are you kidding me?"

Dad : "Nope, I'm Dad."

Nepali-uuu shaab ji,ye shyam singh ka mobile yehi milega?

Salesman-Nahi.

Nepali-Par address toh yahi ka hai,dekho.

Salesman-Are ye shyam singh nahi SAMSUNG hai. :-P

Boy & Girl ( chatting )

Girl : What are you Doing..??

Boy : I'm Talking With My Angel Now !!..:$

Girl : Awww... Do u Know That you are So Sweet ??

rply comes little late..

Boy : Yes , i know But My Angel Has Signed Off So Im Talking
With U Now !

जज :यह लड़का तुम्हें कब और कहां छेड़ता था?
लड़की : यह पूरा साल मेरे कमरे में रात को आकर मुझे छेड़ता था.
जज : फिर तुमने इसकी शिकायत कब की?
लड़की : जब यह एक रात छेड़ने नहीं आया.

Questions you can never Answer..
1. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
2.Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
3.why do people pay to go up tall building and then put money in binocular to look at things on the ground?
4.why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on the fours?They're both dogs!!
5. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on......
6.If corn oil is made from corn,and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from?
7.Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster??